Rulers of the World

I am saving the world. I am its savior and soon all shall bow to me in appreciation. I, in co-rulership with my lab partner, James, shall reign over the hunk of rock we call Earth, our home. I wish this is how my summer research job would turn out. In fact, I would even be satisfied by getting my damn equipment to function properly. But alas, this is not the life of a researcher. Nay, the life of the a scientist.